Asher conversations...

This one happened while we were driving to Grandma Noralyn's house and it had been snowing.

Me: I hate the snow.
Ash: I will shovel it for you.
Ash: I will shovel it until it is all gone.
Ash: Is that sweet?

Because I always tell him how sweet he is... little stinker.

This one is a little embarrassing, but I laughed so hard that I have to put it on here. Ever since Ash was little, anytime his bum is hanging out I always smack it a little and say "cute bum." It's just that cute little round baby bum... can't help it.

I got out of the shower the other day and I'm standing in the bathroom in my shirt and underwear. Ash walks by me and next thing I know he starts smacking my bum, and then he says "cute bum mom."

And while I'm telling stories about where he mimics what I say...

As we were driving home in the snow from work yesterday (which I hate because snow makes me paranoid):

Me: What a dummy that car is.
Ash: Is he stupid?
Ash: Is that car stupid too?
Ash: Why is he a dummy mom?

I guess I have to curb my name calling in the car... it could have been worse though...