Asher conversations...

Tom: Ash did you poop?
Ash: Yeah... (thinks)
Ash: More. (as in I gotta do more)
Tom: Let me know when you're done and I'll change your bum.
Ash: Ok. Morrow. (as in maybe tomorrow)

This one took place while I was getting him out of the car:
Me: (unbuckling seatbelt)
Ash: No Bonk.
Me: Bonk what?
Ash: No bonk head. (hits head with hand)
Me: You bonked your head?
Ash: No bonk (points to ceiling)
Me: (feeling guilty remembering how many times I've bonked his head getting him out... he's to tall now) I won't bonk it.
Ash: Doctor (as in a doctor would need to fix his head)
Me: Sorry buddy. I'll be more careful.