Triple threat...

So... Asher is three.


3!

Yikes.

He talks SOOOO much. Like all the time. The phone guy came to fix our phone line, and he couldn't believe how many questions Ash asked him. He said "go buy that kid some medical books and start teaching him. He is smart!"

I know... I'm his parent. Of course I think he's smart. But he really is.

Ash still goes to daycare, which he loves. He has a best friend named Killian (who is adorable). It's so obvious why they are friends. They are on the same level. Both smart, speak very well, and COMPLETE boys. The other day when I came to pick up Ash, Killian ran over, elbowed Ash (lightly) in the gut and they both just fell over laughing. I guess that's the way it works in boy world.


Ash also likes to play with the kids in the neighborhood. Every day when we get home he asks if they are out. He will grab his backpack and ask me to walk him down to their house. They are all girls, so they don't really want to play fighting with his transformers. He is also terrified to jump on the tramp with them, so it doesn't usually last long. He plays for about five minutes then comes back home.

At three these are Ash's favorites:

Favorite Toys:
action figures (transformers, robots, superheros)
scissors, paper and stickers
cars
dirt and shovel
anything with buttons, doors, and noises

Favorite Foods:
"my favorite rice" ["please mommy... make me my favorite rice."] (Rice Roni Rice Pilaf)(wins over ANYTHING except PB cups)
spaghetti
chicken Nuggets
corndogs
spanky's sandwiches with yellow cheese

Favorite Treats:
peanut butter cups
starbursts
licorice
pretzels
string cheese

Favorite Things To Say:
"actually..."
"when can I go outside?"
"when can I have my binky?" (yes we still hear about that one :[ )
"I have to poop."
"daddy needs a time out" (for saying shutup or stupid)(two words I never thought I would outlaw for a kid...)




Favorite Shows:
Cars
Yo Gabba Gabba
Toy Story
Imagination Movers
Shrek

He doesn't ask for High School Musical "fight the cars" everyday anymore. He just wanted me to fast forward to the "Boys are Back" song anyway... so I'm glad that's kind of over.

Since he talks so much, part of the fun right now is just to see what he will think up to say. It's always funny. And involves a million questions.

Ash is such a sweet kid. He is totally rambunctious, but it makes him who he is. A fun, hilarious, awesome boy. We love love love him!



{the cute pics in the tie are taken by Grandma Noralyn's friend Tracey Carson McArdle. You can see more of her pics on Facebook.}

Asher conversations...

Asher:
I can pedal.
I can pee in the potty.
I can do EVERYTHING!




And when he knows he's said something that will get him in trouble, he quickly says "I'm just teasin mommy."

Asher conversations

Randomly stated (in gangsta style):

You wanna know what I do?
I do scissors EVERY night.

Asher dictionary

hooker = hook on a tow truck (look, he's got a hooker)

Asher dictionary...

Tie = Tag (look at this tag I'm wearing...)
Hat = Helmet (dad, let's wear our helmets...)
Hers = me (dad, what hers doing? {even though I'm standing right there...})

Asher conversations...

As I'm cleaning up Tom's breakfast (which he forgot):
Ash: What are you doing?
Me: I'm cleaning up daddy's breakfast.
Ash: Why?
Me: Because he forgot.
Ash: That sillybum.

If you watch LOST...

then maybe you will find this as funny as I did:

How to make a pb&j sandwich on the island:

Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point the gun at ingredients and shout "HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?!"
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients.
4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly

Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with peanut butter and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the peanut butter sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the jelly sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow peanut butter or jelly sandwich into grave danger

Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of jelly at the wall, sneering "I don't need no sandwich"
2. Call the mascot on the jar of peanut butter lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one's looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical peanut butter and jelly sandwich and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite

Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sandwich out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the sandwich anyway
3. Realize that you were the instrument by which the ingredients chose to make a sandwich after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone's knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time

Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum

Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol or Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like

Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the sandwich "brother"
3. Place peanut butter slice over jelly slice
4. Spread jelly on the other slice
5. Spread peanut butter on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of peanut butter and a jar of jelly

Ben
1. Steal someone else's sandwich
2. Claim you coerced them into making the sandwich for you all along
3. Say you'll tell them everything if they make you another sandwich
4. Stare a them all creepy-like

Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as you start making it, get shot

Danielle
1. Apply peanut butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich

Claire
1. Mmmmmmmm, peanut butter
2. Smear peanut butter in hair
3. Feed bread to fake baby

Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse
1. Make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it's a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other crap, then say you had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts